Centre-cow gives it hence no beef
State- Keshto has lesser amount hence no media please
Centere- river linking, thats it.
State- Fuck rivers drink ground water.
Centre - have patanjali that's saffron prashad
State - eat telebhaja help industry
Centre - fund research to extract gold from gaw-mothr's urine
State- jug therapy
Centre- stand on the ATM queue
State- Smoke more
Centre- seek cure in gaw-mother
State- beat up doctors
Centre - hindu halfpants
State- support instant triple talaq
Centre -bhakts (often known as chaddis)
State- goons (often known as taja chhele)